It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
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2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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