She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
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You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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