i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
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I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
send nudes
from the living room?
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