That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize