Its about making memories worth repressing
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
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Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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