Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
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I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
we should paint friendship bongs
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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