the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Randomize