yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
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I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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