omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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