I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
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No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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