Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
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I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
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Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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