In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
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I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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