Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
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No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
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You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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