how can u be prego again
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
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You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize