I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
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A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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