Buhtt sex?
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
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im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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