Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
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I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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