I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
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What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
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Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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