I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
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I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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