tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
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You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
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Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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