remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
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I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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