I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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