You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
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you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Will exercising make me less horny?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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