when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
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Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I think people are normalizing furries
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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