There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
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2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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