ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
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I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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