We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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