Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
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im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
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if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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