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the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
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I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
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There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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