Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
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I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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