went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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