And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
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I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
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Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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