i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
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Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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