wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
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GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
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Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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