Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
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what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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