i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Welp...herpes.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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