it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
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And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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