The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
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It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
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My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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