smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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