Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
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In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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