i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
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I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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