I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
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We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
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He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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