Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
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I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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