i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
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A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
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I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
My vagina just clenched in fear
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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