woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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