at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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