he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
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So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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