just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
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On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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