As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
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Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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