I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
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She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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